Stop the Presses!

NINERS WIN! NINERS WIN! NINERS WIN!

-hyperventilates and is unable to continue-

Ok, I've stopped.

Boy, that was the best win, even if it was one of the sloppiest defensively, this entire season. It’s time to start counting my blessings, even though Thanksgiving is three days over.

Thank you for the Arizona Cardinals, the only team we’ve swept this season and who contributed to 2/3 of our win total.

Thank you for Patrick Willis, who had 16 tackles and 0.5 sack and continues to work his tail off no matter if the Niners are out of it.

Thank you for Andy Lee, who punted for an average of 47.7 yards and who continues his case for MVP of the Niners.

Thank you for Frank Gore, who finally hit the 100-yard mark for the first time this season and scored two touchdowns.

Thank you for the Cardinals’ special teams, whose delay of game penalty forced kicker Neil Rackers to miss a 32-yard field goal attempt.

Thank you for Ronald Fields, who sacked Kurt Warner in the endzone and forced a fumble.

Thank you for Tully Banta-Cain, who finally contributed something positive and recovered the fumble.

Thank you for the win, since the Niners are one step closer to mediocrity and one step further from absolute unwatchableness!