Sunday, March 16, 2008

Poll Closed: Where is the Swagger?

1 (25%) In the battle for 4th outfielder
1 (25%) In the battle for backup catcher
2 (50%) In the battle for 2B
0 (00%) Check under the couch
Giants fans: We want Kevin Frandsen and Ray Durham to duke it out!
Bochy: All right, all ri- (Sabean pulls Bochy into his office)
Sabean: I'm paying Durham $7.25 million this year.
Bochy: So you want Frandsen to play 2B at a cheaper price?
Sabean: (glares) Durham has been in the league for 13 years.
Bochy: So you want Frandsen to play more because Durham's hammies might blow out?
Sabean: (glares more, yells) Can you not see Durham oozing veteran savviness? He's covered in it! It's like a perfume! I call it "The Essence of Warrior Spirit."
Bochy: So you want Frandsen to gain Warri- oh. OHHH. Okay, gotcha.
Sabean: Good. You know what to do.
(Bochy steps outside office)
Bochy: Franny. Shortstop. Now.
Giants fans: Dammit!

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