On Seeing Mike Dunleavy for the First Time Since 2007
I’ve always looked up to Mike Dunleavy. It takes a special kind of talent to get $9 million a year without actually, you know, playing well. Good trade.
If Dunleavy was the tree that fell in the forest, would he make a sound? Yeah, but no one would hear him because they’re busy booing him. Good trade by the Warriors.
The solution to baseball’s steroid and HGH problem: threaten future users with Dunleavy’s headband. I’m convinced that thing is some sort of futuristic PED, except opposite. How else could his numbers suddenly have shot up in Indiana? Good trade, though.
*thanks to The Onion
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